And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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