no, he came in my armpit
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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