I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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