Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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