The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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