Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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