No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
What a dumb baby whore.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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