Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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