I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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