these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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