Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
