just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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