Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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