I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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