He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
and you fell through a lawn chair
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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