I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
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