That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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