So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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