I think I just saw someone hide a body.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
he fucked my hip out of place.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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