Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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