She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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