O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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