Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
are you so shy because you have an std?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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