so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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