We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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