have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
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