So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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