After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
Randomize
