Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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