Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
How drunk are you?
Completed.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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