So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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