i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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