Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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