i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
