but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Come share oat with me in your robe
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
