your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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