I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
sex in a hospital.. check
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Randomize
