did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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