I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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