her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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