Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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