Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Randomize