Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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