3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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