I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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