Dude my mom stole all your condoms
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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