You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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