Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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