If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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