she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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