just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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