at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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