Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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